i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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