whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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