Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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