I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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