I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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