hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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