I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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