im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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