Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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