You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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