Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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