Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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