Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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