I faked an abortion last night.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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