Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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