redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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