We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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