I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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