You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Couch. On fire.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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