I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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