she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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