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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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