Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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