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(503): View more from Oregon

can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

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(719): View more from Colorado

im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata

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(585): View more from New York

Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.

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(707): View more from California

After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.

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(805): View more from California

I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

dude. I can hear the air.

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