Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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