i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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