I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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