His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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