State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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