Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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