Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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