Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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