I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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