Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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