this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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