Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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