How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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