My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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