the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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