So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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