The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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