I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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