found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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