Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just had sex bonerless
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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