Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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