I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
