You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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