Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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