Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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