She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This girl is more easily done than said...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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