This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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