wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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