How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
